1. A silver refrigerator with a built in ice machine and water dispenser:
Seriously doesn't get much more luxurious than this.
2. Or a fridge that looked like a cabinet:
Rich people love to camouflage things.
3. Not to mention a garbage can that was impossible to find:
You usually had to open six drawers before your friend would tell you the right one.
4. And a kitchen island:
You're tellin' me you got MORE space to throw random crap onto? Wow. Okay Bill Gates!
5. An aggressively huge and glossy big screen TV:
It was like watching a movie in your home, only every single light in the world reflected off the screen and it sounded like a buncha pennies rolling around in a Chef Boyardee can.
With digital cable, of course:
Truly mind-blowing the first time you use a TV with digital cable after years of basic cable.
6. A treadmill in the basement no one has touched in years:
Sadly sitting in the corner gathering dust.
7. A WORKING air hockey table:
Yes, WORKING. This wasn't just a table for junk but the cherry on top of a finished basement.
8. A trampoline in their backyard, preferably without a net:
Got to be as unsafe as possible.
9. An IN-GROUND pool:
Complete with that super slippery pool vinyl on the bottom.
10. A DVD or VHS player in their car:
This truly seemed like space-age technology at the time.
And a car with leather seats and SEAT WARMERS:
Gimme that warm ass, baby!
11. A fridge in the garage specifically for beverages and two month old frozen stuff:
Imagine being able to get a drink in your garage? Wow.
12. A giant-ass bean bag chair:
Like, impractically big.
13. These exact light switches:
Like something out of the year 3019.
14. A piano inside a room no one ever went into:
Because one of their children took piano lessons for three weeks.
15. A portable DVD player:
That probably skipped every 30 seconds.
16. A big-ass dollhouse no one has touched in years:
It's just taking up space now, but it was expensive! They had to keep it around.
17. A fan that "ionized the air" or some nonsense:
Sure!!!
18. Robotic toy dogs:
That you almost certainly tripped over one time.
19. A completely random fountain somewhere in the yard:
Rich people have to have a fountain! That's the law!
And some sort of speaker built into a fake rock:
Okay!!!
20. A staircase upstairs IMMEDIATELY when you enter the house:
Don't know why, but every rich person had this growing up. Also a useless shelf above the door.
21. A framed photo of the whole family in matching Christmas pajamas:
With the family pet in pajamas too.
22. A framed photo of the family dog who's still alive:
THEY'RE PART OF THE FAMILY TOO!
23. 12 packs of little tiny bottles of name-brand soda inside a stocked pantry:
Generally unrefrigerated, always delicious.
24. Lunchables for their school lunch:
Complete with an Oreo that tasted a little bit like ham.
25. A phone in their ROOM:
WWWWHHHHAAAAATTTT!?!?!
26. An iPod dock built IN to a wall:
It may have become obsolete in, like, three years but oh what a three years those were.
27. A tiny child sized car:
That, obviously, hasn't worked in years.
28. And a deck:
Just, like, having a deck. That means you're rich.